GOSSIP GIRL HERE....

Hey upper east-sider, This Girl here, and I have the biggest news ever!

Spotted --- hitched to transit rides all over the city, OMFG Gossip Girl ads, creating a blush on the faces of the prudish, the elderly and the parental. Unfortunately, for ma and pa, the NC-17 ads are directed at their youngin’. These sexy pictures paint a thousand words, and in this land of privilege the words are all together: engaging, entertaining and empty. What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving.

The designer knock off ad campaign, This Girl labels, ‘Sex in the teenage City’, would induce such raised eyebrows, even a botox patient could muster. But, can SEX save this sinking ship stocked with super-wealthy, scandalous and salacious storylines? (That’s enough S’ to keep my speech therapist orgasmic for the year.)

This self proclaimed, highly rated show is fighting the reality of a rating low. FYI Upper East Siders, the waterlogged acting and overboard storylines require creator Josh Schwartz to throw out a lifejacket wrapped in expensive duds and erotic imagery.

Did we think J.S’ precious G.G. would go down without a fight? Can this show beat out other fledgling freshman show in the ratings battle? There's nothing This Girl likes more than a good fight. And this could be a classic rumble in the upper elite jungle.

After all, Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top. They climb their way up, in designer stilettos, with no concern for who they have to trample on and whore out to get there.

Here’s a little inquiry, who’s doing the pimping and who’s doing the whoring? That's one secret I'll never tell...

You know you love me. XOXO, This Girl.

P.S. This just in; Spotted ---This Girl drawing moustaches on the OMFG ad faces. Could she be hoping that the couplings generate so much heat the show will eventually burn itself out! Keep your fire tents ready and be prepared to take cover.